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§ Vol. XIIMcmlxxvi

A free, no-signup tool by Dex

Roast my dashboard.

Upload a screenshot of any dashboard. We'll return a critical review, a scorecard, the questions it refuses to answer, and a one-line rebuttal of the entire genre.

Drop a screenshot here

or click to choose one

PNG · JPEG · WEBP · GIF · 8 MB max

I.No signup

Try as much as we'll let you. Three roasts per hour, per visitor.

II.No vendor names

We dunk on the dashboard, not on whoever provisioned it.

III.Nothing is stored

Your screenshot is processed in memory and discarded immediately.

§ IIWhy this exists

Dashboards were a workaround. Someone needed an answer; somebody else built a chart that, in time, became a chart for every kind of answer. The result is the dashboard you uploaded — opened twice in 2025, abandoned by Q2. The premise of Dex is that the conversation was the right shape all along. Ask a question in plain English, get a chart and a sentence back, in Slack. No URL to bookmark, no graveyard of views. This roast is a small advertisement for the same idea.